| Title | Artist | Label | Type | Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Can of Bees | The Soft Boys | Two Crabs Music | Album | 1979 |
| Love Poisoning b/w When I Was A Kid | The Soft Boys | BOB Records | Single | 1981 |
| Invisible Hits | The Soft Boys | Midnight Music | Album | 1983 |
| The Day They Ate Brick | The Soft Boys | Polarad Electronics Corporation | Bootleg | 1987 |
| 12 x 7: All the Soft Boys Certify Insane | The Soft Boys | Bootleg | 2008 |
| Billed As | Venue | City | State | Country | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Soft Boys | Rock Garden | London | England | UK | 12/22/1978 |
| The Soft Boys | Nashville Rooms | London | England | UK | 01/06/1979 |
| The Soft Boys | Hope & Anchor | London | England | UK | 01/12/1979 |
| The Soft Boys | Mid-Herts College | Welwyn Garden City | England | UK | 01/20/1979 |
| The Soft Boys | Sidney Sussex College | Cambridge | England | UK | 01/26/1979 |
| The Soft Boys | Nashville Rooms | London | England | UK | 02/02/1979 |
| The Soft Boys | Nashville Rooms | London | England | UK | 03/03/1979 |
| The Soft Boys | Rock Garden | London | England | UK | 03/10/1979 |
| The Soft Boys | Hope & Anchor | London | England | UK | 03/24/1979 |
| The Soft Boys | Brillig Arts Centre | Bath | England | UK | 04/21/1979 |
| The Soft Boys | Reading University | Reading | England | UK | 05/09/1979 |
| The Soft Boys | Routes | Exeter | England | UK | 05/17/1979 |
| The Soft Boys | Tiffany's | Edinburgh | Scotland | UK | 05/22/1979 |
| The Soft Boys | Nashville Rooms | London | England | UK | 06/02/1979 |
| "Robyn Hitchcock & Chums" (First Egyptians gig) | Hope & Anchor | London | England | UK | 09/29/1984 |
Floating, I'm floating, I'm gloating, I'm pleased Watch me, you can't touch me, I'm down on your knees It's not easy being here with you There's so much that I would rather do But that's OK because I'm floating through The hole In your heart Ahhhh Lying, we're lying, in postcards and vans Crying, you're crying, all over my hands I don't care about the things you do It must be horrifying being you You screwed me up and broke my heart in two And someday someone will do that for you There's a hole in your heart I'll retrogress anytime you're around I'll retrogress anytime Anytime Anytime Anytime Ahhhh Feeling so violent but nothing comes through Concealing your feelings is poisoning you You can cry and you can go insane Watch the helicopters in the rain Pump it in and pump it out again Your emotion is a one-way train There's a hole in your heart Ohhh, Ahhhh