You want me to go but you'll miss me when I'm gone You want me to go but you'll miss me later on You're not independent, you're not even strong You need someone like me or you won't get along You want me to go but you'll miss me when I've left You're time will be slow, you'll be feeling bereft You're life will be empty, you're life will be strange People like you are allergic to change Some people miss And some people kiss And some only cry when they have to You want me to stay but you'll leave me in a while You want me to stay but you'll leave me then you'll smile You know that you can be a child round me Giving that up is like what you call free And a glass can't drink itself you know You want me to go but you'll miss me when I've gone You want me to leave but you'll miss me later on Or someone else like me I don't even care The point is my friend you need somebody there Some people kiss And some people miss And some only cry when they want to I can't help it, I'm a negative I can't help it, I'm a relative And the glass won't drink itself you know