| Venue | Billed As | City | State | Country | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Evershot Village Hall | The Soft Boys | Evershot | England | UK | 09/15/2001 |
| The Square | The Soft Boys | Harlow | England | UK | 10/18/2001 |
| Notting Hill Arts Club | The Soft Boys | London | England | UK | 12/12/2001 |
| Railway Inn | The Soft Boys | Winchester | England | UK | 10/16/2002 |
| Mean Fiddler | The Soft Boys | London | England | UK | 10/17/2002 |
| Variety Playhouse | The Soft Boys | Atlanta | Georgia | US | 10/21/2002 |
| Maxwell's | The Soft Boys | Hoboken | New Jersey | US | 10/25/2002 |
| The Bowery Ballroom | The Soft Boys | New York | New York | US | 10/26/2002 |
| Mercury Lounge | The Soft Boys | New York | New York | US | 10/27/2002 |
| The Double Door | The Soft Boys | Chicago | Illinois | US | 10/28/2002 |
| First Avenue | The Soft Boys | Minneapolis | Minnesota | US | 10/29/2002 |
| Crocodile Café | The Soft Boys | Seattle | Washington | US | 10/31/2002 |
| KEXP Variety Mix w/Stevie Zoom | The Soft Boys | Seattle | Washington | US | 10/31/2002 |
| House of Blues | The Soft Boys | West Hollywood | California | US | 11/04/2002 |
| Amoeba Records | The Soft Boys | Los Angeles | California | US | 11/05/2002 |
| The Zodiac | The Soft Boys | Oxford | England | UK | 01/27/2003 |
I've got my mojo and I am a piece of the action Oh strings Strings Got every black dog that crawls through your undergrowth Strings Strings Each time I see you I peel off another excuse Strings Father in heaven or father in purgatory, see what you see from the hill of the dead, See into all of this little glass family, Strings Oh Strings Harmony ruins a bloody good racket, and this little egg was distorted by mother, Oh Strings Strings I know I'm right but I just cannot argue, Arguments make me blow up like a victim Oh Strings Strings Evil is the new enemy, evil is the new bad Evil is the new enemy, evil is the new bad Swing your partners round and round Hanging just above the ground Kiss me quickly wish me luck Detonating in a ten ton truck Love me tender on the roof Afterwards there'll be no proof Take your partner by the middle Like a burger on a griddle If you would retaliate Just remember love is hate Cut, cut Mother is coming, she wants to be friends so the poison can get in you She's got a map of you, she knows the pressure points - I wish that I was just paranoid