I would cry like Jesus did
And I would cry even more
If that little train driver had nailed me to the floor

One cold winters evening in Galilei
A man and a woman...
Maybe you've heard this story?
A man and a woman were trekking through the snow.
All their moose had died, and they only had steer and bison
And one crate of _____?

Eventually they came upon a Holiday Inn
And the woman said her time had come
She pulled the alarm clock from out of her pocket....

And the story ended right there.