| Venue | Billed As | City | State | Country | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Maxwell's | Robyn Hitchcock's ROCK ARMADA | Hoboken | New Jersey | US | 11/02/1999 |
| Rosebud | Robyn Hitchcock's ROCK ARMADA | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | US | 11/05/1999 |
| Metro | Robyn Hitchcock's ROCK ARMADA | Chicago | Illinois | US | 11/10/1999 |
| Aladdin Theater | Robyn Hitchcock's ROCK ARMADA | Portland | Oregon | US | 11/17/1999 |
| Great American Music Hall | Robyn Hitchcock's ROCK ARMADA | San Francisco | California | US | 11/19/1999 |
| Ronnie Scott's | Robyn Hitchcock | Birmingham | England | UK | 01/30/2000 |
| The Garage | Robyn Hitchcock | London | England | UK | 02/01/2000 |
| The Point | Robyn Hitchcock | Oxford | England | UK | 11/17/2000 |
| The Underworld | Robyn Hitchcock | London | England | UK | 11/18/2000 |
| Largo | The Soft Boys | Los Angeles | California | US | 04/11/2001 |
I can't keep pace with you Give you something wild I can change place with you Turn you into something Action comes to him who waits If he's not gone cold I can turn you into lead I can turn you into gold Read the small print The philosophers' stone but I'm grateful In the coffin of guitars, there her music lies Foliage and solos, growing from her eyes This is England The Philosopher's stoned, but ungrateful Nazi in a wheelchair And a cardigan And a v-necked sweater He's a sad old Nazi man He's so friendly! The Philosophers' stone but I'm grateful The Philosophers' stone but I'm grateful Bury me in cellophane Underneath a vault I can climb back out again But it's not my fault I can climb back out again What can you do? The Philosophers' stone but I'm grateful The Philosophers' stone but I'm grateful The Philosophers' stone but I'm grateful