Bigger Is Always Better Gigs Lyrics

Details

Author
Deni Bonet, Roger Greenawalt
Original Band
Deni Bonet

Gigs

Billed As Venue City State Country Date
Robyn Hitchcock Park West Chicago Illinois US April 15, 1995

Lyrics

According to the Pope
And the Dalai Lama
Mother Theresa
And Madam Pajama
And according to the Bible
King James edition
Bigger ... is always better

Bigger ... is always better
Bigger ... is always better

You may be thinking while you're sitting there drinking
That some things are better left small
But when you put a lot of small things together
You get something bigger
And that's better!
Why tell a white lie when you can tell a whopper
Why be a bad guy when you can be a copper
Why be copper ... when you can be gold
Why be gold ... when you can be platinum
Why be platinum when you can be a diamond
Why be an island when you can be a continent
Why be incontinent when you can be a planet
Dammit!

Bigger ... is always better
Bigger ... is always better

The bigger it is ... the better it is
The taller it is ... the better it is
The higher it is ... the better it is
The longer it is ... the better it is
The fatter it is ... the better it is
The harder it is ... the better it is
The louder it is ... the better it is
The bigger it is ... the better it is

*** Deni's rant ***