| Title | Artist | Label | Type | Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Give it to the Soft Boys | The Soft Boys | Raw Records | Authorized | 1977 |
| Wading Through a Ventilator | The Soft Boys | The DeLorean Record Co. | Unauthorized | 1984 |
| The Yodelling Hoover | The Soft Boys | DeLorean Records | Unauthorized | 1986 |
| Wading Through A Ventilator | The Soft Boys | Delorean Records | Unauthorized | 1987 |
| Raw Cuts | The Soft Boys | Overground Records | Authorized | 1989 |
| The Soft Boys 1976-1981 | The Soft Boys | Rykodisc | Authorized | 1993 |
| Where Are The Prawns? | The Soft Boys | Fan Club release | 1994 | |
| Rout Of The Clones | The Soft Boys | Unauthorized | 1995 | |
| Maxwell's, New York, 1980 | The Soft Boys | Handmade Productions | Unauthorized | 1998 |
| Oh No! It's More From Raw | The Soft Boys | Damaged Goods | Compilation | 2003 |
| Billed As | Venue | City | State | Country | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Soft Boys | Alex Wood Hall | Cambridge | England | UK | January 01, 1977 |
| The Soft Boys | Alex Wood Hall | Cambridge | England | UK | January 07, 1978 |
| The Soft Boys | Leicester University | Leicester | England | UK | November 21, 1978 |
| The Soft Boys | Lady Mitchell Hall | Cambridge | England | UK | November 27, 1978 |
| The Soft Boys | Astoria | London | England | UK | January 13, 1994 |
| The Soft Boys | The Concorde | Brighton | England | UK | January 14, 1994 |
| The Soft Boys | Astoria | London | England | UK | January 15, 1994 |
| The Soft Boys | Corn Exchange | Cambridge | England | UK | January 17, 1994 |
| The Soft Boys | Railway Inn | Winchester | England | UK | October 16, 2002 |
| The Soft Boys | Mean Fiddler | London | England | UK | October 17, 2002 |
| The Soft Boys | Variety Playhouse | Atlanta | Georgia | US | October 22, 2002 |
| The Soft Boys | 40 Watt Club | Athens | Georgia | US | October 22, 2002 |
| The Soft Boys | WXPN - World Café | Philadelphia | Pennsylvania | US | October 24, 2002 |
| The Soft Boys | WFMU | Jersey City | New Jersey | US | October 25, 2002 |
| The Soft Boys | Maxwell's | Hoboken | New Jersey | US | October 25, 2002 |
| The Soft Boys | The Bowery Ballroom | New York | New York | US | October 26, 2002 |
| The Soft Boys | Mercury Lounge | New York | New York | US | October 27, 2002 |
| The Soft Boys | The Double Door | Chicago | Illinois | US | October 28, 2002 |
| The Soft Boys | First Avenue | Minneapolis | Minnesota | US | October 29, 2002 |
| The Soft Boys | Crocodile Café | Seattle | Washington | US | October 31, 2002 |
| The Soft Boys | Slim's | San Francisco | California | US | November 02, 2002 |
| The Soft Boys | House of Blues | West Hollywood | California | US | November 04, 2002 |
| The Soft Boys | Jux Tap | Sarzana | Italy | January 16, 2003 | |
| The Soft Boys | Teatro Toscanini | Chiari | Italy | January 18, 2003 | |
| The Soft Boys | The Zodiac | Oxford | England | UK | January 27, 2003 |
| The Soft Boys | Boat Race | Cambridge | England | UK | January 29, 2003 |
Hear my brain a-comin' down your slender track Ever since I went away I been wishin' I was back Oh yeah, wishin' I could quack Feel my head a-comin' through your window pane The glass knows when the head comes through and then seals up again Oh yeah, indeed, quite so, in fact Maybe you'll remember, maybe you'll forget It doesn't matter very much, it hasn't happened yet Oh no, it hasn't happened yet She sells brain cells She sells brain Shoot me when I'm hungry, rob me when I'm bad Teach me foreign languages, but don't give me any food Oh no, don't give me anything to eat