Wey Wey Hep Uh Hole Releases Gigs Lyrics

Details

Author
Robyn Hitchcock
Performances
45

Releases

Title Artist Label Type Year
Invisible Hits The Soft Boys Midnight Music Album 1983
The Day They Ate Brick The Soft Boys Polarad Electronics Corporation Bootleg 1987
The Soft Boys 1976-1981 The Soft Boys Rykodisc Album 1993
Where Are The Prawns? The Soft Boys Fan Club release 1994

Gigs

Billed As Venue City State Country Date
Dennis and the Experts Alma Cambridge England UK 11/06/1976
The Soft Boys The Portland Arms Cambridge England UK 11/01/1978
The Soft Boys Lady Mitchell Hall Cambridge England UK 11/27/1978
Robyn Hitchcock Hope & Anchor London England UK 01/05/1980
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Maxwell's Hoboken New Jersey US 11/26/1986
Robyn Hitchcock Trax Charlottesville Virginia US 04/25/1990
Robyn Hitchcock Cat's Cradle (Chapel Hill NC) Carrboro North Carolina US 04/27/1990
Robyn Hitchcock Greenstreets Columbia South Carolina US 04/28/1990
Robyn Hitchcock The Point Atlanta Georgia US 05/01/1990
Robyn Hitchcock Einstein a-Go-Go Jacksonville Beach Florida US 05/06/1990
Robyn Hitchcock Old Nick's Birmingham Alabama US 05/08/1990
Robyn Hitchcock Tipitina's New Orleans Louisiana US 05/11/1990
Robyn Hitchcock Cactus Café Austin Texas US 05/15/1990
Robyn Hitchcock Cactus Café Austin Texas US 05/15/1990
Robyn Hitchcock Club Dada Dallas Texas US 05/16/1990
Robyn Hitchcock Blind Pig Ann Arbor Michigan US 05/19/1990
Robyn Hitchcock Belly Up Tavern Solana Beach California US 05/24/1990
Robyn Hitchcock McCabe's Santa Monica California US 05/25/1990
Robyn Hitchcock Great American Music Hall San Francisco California US 05/30/1990
Robyn Hitchcock Crest Theatre Sacramento California US 07/06/1990
Robyn Hitchcock New George's San Rafael California US 07/07/1990
Robyn Hitchcock Melody Ballroom Portland Oregon US 07/09/1990
Robyn Hitchcock Backstage Seattle Washington US 07/10/1990
Robyn Hitchcock University Centre Auditorium Victoria British Columbia Canada 07/12/1990
Robyn Hitchcock Herman's Hideaway Denver Colorado US 07/17/1990
Robyn Hitchcock Mississippi Nights St. Louis Missouri US 07/19/1990
Robyn Hitchcock The Bottleneck Lawrence Kansas US 07/21/1990
Robyn Hitchcock Maintenance Shop Ames Iowa US 07/23/1990
Robyn Hitchcock Fine Line Cafe Minneapolis Minnesota US 07/24/1990
Robyn Hitchcock Lounge Ax Chicago Illinois US 07/27/1990
Robyn Hitchcock SUNY, Binghamton Binghamton New York US 10/02/1990
Robyn Hitchcock Tramps New York New York US 10/03/1990
Robyn Hitchcock 9:30 Club Washington DC US 12/28/1992
The Soft Boys Astoria London England UK 01/13/1994
The Soft Boys The Concorde Brighton England UK 01/14/1994
The Soft Boys Astoria London England UK 01/15/1994
The Soft Boys Corn Exchange Cambridge England UK 01/17/1994
Robyn Hitchcock Auditorium Flog Florence Italy 03/04/1994
Robyn Hitchcock & Yo La Tengo Rough Trade Brooklyn New York New York US 02/28/2017
Robyn Hitchcock & Yo La Tengo The Bowery Ballroom New York New York US 03/01/2017
Robyn Hitchcock & Yo La Tengo The Fillmore San Francisco California US 09/29/2017
Robyn Hitchcock & Yo La Tengo Regent Theatre Los Angeles California US 10/01/2017
Robyn Hitchcock Robyn and Emma's house London England UK 07/07/2021
Robyn Hitchcock Robyn and Emma's house London England UK 08/04/2021
Robyn Hitchcock & Emma Swift Robyn and Emma's house London England UK 08/29/2021

Lyrics

Here come my baby
She pretty good
She pretty useful
Just like she should

I
Just
Want
To
Tell
You
THAT!

She the one I love
I put her on the stove
She simmer and simmer all day long
I cut meat and I sing my song

It go wey wey hep a hole ding dong yeah yeah
Wey wey hep a hole ding dong
Wey Wey Hep a hole ding dong yeah yeah
Wey wey hep a hole ding dong
Alright!

Buy my baby a piece of cheese
Dizzy dizzy wey uh hey Heathrow cheese
She'll eat anything that isn't diseased
Dizzy dizzy wey uh hey Heathrow cheese
Here she come sliding down the roof
Hey wey slide way day woof woof!
She not heavy man, and that's the proof
Hey wey slide way day woof woof!

She my baby, she all right
Keep me fairly warm at night

Goin' wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah
Wey wey hep uh hole, ding dong
Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah
Wey wey hep uh hole, ding dong

I got a dog with the legs of black
He got an aerial strapped to his back
He work by remote control
I sent him down to the water hole

I sent him to get my baby back
Dog come home and eat some coal
He say, "Master, she all full of holes"
I say, "More than usual?" Dog say, "Yeah."
I say, "Never you mind, just bring her here.
D'you hear me hear me?  Bring her here
D'you hear me hear me?  Bring her here
D'you hear me hear me?  Bring her here."

There go my dog with the legs of black
Gonna get my baby back

Goin' wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah
Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong
Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah
Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong

Mmm, this one
Slow coagulating of luscious jam

Here she come rollin' up the creek
Jibber jabber jibber jabber bathroom squeak
I fill her up but she start to leak
Jibber jabber jibber jabber bathroom squeak
Police come with a laser gun
Fibrulating blubber in the noonday sun
Burn my dog and away they run
Fibrulating blubber in the noonday sun

Took my baby off for analysis
They conclude that she got paralysis
Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah
Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong
Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah
Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong

<Alternates>
Play it to me dismally, Kimberley!            19a
Here she come walking down the roof           24a
They conclude that she got dialysis           63a