Wey Wey Hep Uh Hole Releases Gigs Lyrics

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Robyn Hitchcock
According to our records, Robyn has played this song 87 times, most recently at Robyn and Emma's house on August 29, 2021. He first performed it at Alma on November 06, 1976, 44 years and 9 months earlier.
Title Artist Label Type Year
Invisible Hits The Soft Boys Midnight Music Album 1983
The Day They Ate Brick The Soft Boys Polarad Electronics Corporation Bootleg 1987
The Soft Boys 1976-1981 The Soft Boys Rykodisc Album 1993
Where Are The Prawns? The Soft Boys Fan Club release 1994
Venue Billed As City State Country Date
Alma Dennis and the Experts Cambridge England UK 11/06/1976
Alma The Soft Boys Cambridge England UK 07/07/1977
The Royal Hotel The Soft Boys Luton England UK 08/12/1977
Alma The Soft Boys Cambridge England UK 09/02/1977
Icknields Hall The Soft Boys Letchworth England UK 09/09/1977
Corn Exchange The Soft Boys Cambridge England UK 10/07/1977
Alma The Soft Boys Cambridge England UK 10/22/1977
Alma The Soft Boys Cambridge England UK 11/13/1977
Jesus College The Soft Boys Cambridge England UK 11/29/1977
Alma The Soft Boys Cambridge England UK 02/05/1978
Mid-Herts College The Soft Boys Welwyn Garden City England UK 02/11/1978
Hope & Anchor The Soft Boys London England UK 02/13/1978
Nashville Rooms The Soft Boys London England UK 02/14/1978
Winchester Art School The Soft Boys Winchester England UK 02/24/1978
Hope & Anchor The Soft Boys London England UK 02/27/1978
Nashville Rooms The Soft Boys London England UK 02/28/1978
North East London Polytechnic The Soft Boys London England UK 03/09/1978
Hope & Anchor The Soft Boys London England UK 03/29/1978
Nashville Rooms The Soft Boys London England UK 04/02/1978
Hope & Anchor The Soft Boys London England UK 04/21/1978
Alex Wood Hall Robyn Hitchcock Cambridge England UK 04/29/1978
The Penthouse The Soft Boys Scarborough England UK 05/05/1978
Hope & Anchor The Soft Boys London England UK 05/06/1978
Nags Head The Soft Boys High Wycombe England UK 05/27/1978
Rock Garden The Soft Boys Middlesbrough England UK 06/02/1978
Tiffany's The Soft Boys Edinburgh Scotland UK 06/05/1978
Stowaway Club The Soft Boys Newport Wales UK 06/07/1978
Rafters The Soft Boys Manchester England UK 06/09/1978
Portsmouth Polytechnic The Soft Boys Portsmouth England UK 06/17/1978
Marquee The Soft Boys London England UK 06/18/1978
Nashville Rooms The Soft Boys London England UK 07/02/1978
Hope & Anchor Leppo & the Jooves London England UK 08/26/1978
Alma The Soft Boys Cambridge England UK 08/28/1978
Nashville Rooms The Soft Boys London England UK 09/15/1978
Nashville Rooms The Soft Boys London England UK 10/14/1978
The Portland Arms The Soft Boys Cambridge England UK 11/01/1978
Lady Mitchell Hall The Soft Boys Cambridge England UK 11/27/1978
Rock Garden The Soft Boys London England UK 12/22/1978
Alex Wood Hall The Soft Boys Cambridge England UK 02/03/1979
Girton College The Soft Boys Cambridge England UK 02/23/1979
Rock Garden The Soft Boys London England UK 03/10/1979
Woods The Soft Boys Plymouth England UK 05/16/1979
Norbreck Castle Hotel The Soft Boys Blackpool England UK 05/23/1979
Hope & Anchor Robyn Hitchcock London England UK 01/05/1980
Maxwell's Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Hoboken New Jersey US 11/26/1986
Trax Robyn Hitchcock Charlottesville Virginia US 04/25/1990
Cat's Cradle (Chapel Hill NC) Robyn Hitchcock Carrboro North Carolina US 04/27/1990
Greenstreets Robyn Hitchcock Columbia South Carolina US 04/28/1990
The Point Robyn Hitchcock Atlanta Georgia US 05/01/1990
Einstein a-Go-Go Robyn Hitchcock Jacksonville Beach Florida US 05/06/1990
Old Nick's Robyn Hitchcock Birmingham Alabama US 05/08/1990
Tipitina's Robyn Hitchcock New Orleans Louisiana US 05/11/1990
Cactus Café Robyn Hitchcock Austin Texas US 05/15/1990
Cactus Café Robyn Hitchcock Austin Texas US 05/15/1990
Club Dada Robyn Hitchcock Dallas Texas US 05/16/1990
Blind Pig Robyn Hitchcock Ann Arbor Michigan US 05/19/1990
Belly Up Tavern Robyn Hitchcock Solana Beach California US 05/24/1990
McCabe's Robyn Hitchcock Santa Monica California US 05/25/1990
Great American Music Hall Robyn Hitchcock San Francisco California US 05/30/1990
Crest Theatre Robyn Hitchcock Sacramento California US 07/06/1990
New George's Robyn Hitchcock San Rafael California US 07/07/1990
Melody Ballroom Robyn Hitchcock Portland Oregon US 07/09/1990
Backstage Robyn Hitchcock Seattle Washington US 07/10/1990
University Centre Auditorium Robyn Hitchcock Victoria British Columbia Canada 07/12/1990
Herman's Hideaway Robyn Hitchcock Denver Colorado US 07/17/1990
Mississippi Nights Robyn Hitchcock St. Louis Missouri US 07/19/1990
The Bottleneck Robyn Hitchcock Lawrence Kansas US 07/21/1990
Maintenance Shop Robyn Hitchcock Ames Iowa US 07/23/1990
Fine Line Cafe Robyn Hitchcock Minneapolis Minnesota US 07/24/1990
Club de Wash Robyn Hitchcock Madison Wisconsin US 07/25/1990
Lounge Ax Robyn Hitchcock Chicago Illinois US 07/27/1990
SUNY, Binghamton Robyn Hitchcock Binghamton New York US 10/02/1990
Tramps Robyn Hitchcock New York New York US 10/03/1990
Magasinet Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Gothenburg Sweden 11/15/1991
9:30 Club Robyn Hitchcock Washington DC US 12/28/1992
Astoria The Soft Boys London England UK 01/13/1994
The Concorde The Soft Boys Brighton England UK 01/14/1994
Astoria The Soft Boys London England UK 01/15/1994
Corn Exchange The Soft Boys Cambridge England UK 01/17/1994
Auditorium Flog Robyn Hitchcock Florence Italy 03/04/1994
Rough Trade Brooklyn Robyn Hitchcock & Yo La Tengo New York New York US 02/28/2017
The Bowery Ballroom Robyn Hitchcock & Yo La Tengo New York New York US 03/01/2017
The Fillmore Robyn Hitchcock & Yo La Tengo San Francisco California US 09/29/2017
Regent Theatre Robyn Hitchcock & Yo La Tengo Los Angeles California US 10/01/2017
Robyn and Emma's house Robyn Hitchcock London England UK 07/07/2021
Robyn and Emma's house Robyn Hitchcock London England UK 08/04/2021
Robyn and Emma's house Robyn Hitchcock & Emma Swift London England UK 08/29/2021

Lyrics

Here come my baby
She pretty good
She pretty useful
Just like she should

I
Just
Want
To
Tell
You
THAT!

She the one I love
I put her on the stove
She simmer and simmer all day long
I cut meat and I sing my song

It go wey wey hep a hole ding dong yeah yeah
Wey wey hep a hole ding dong
Wey Wey Hep a hole ding dong yeah yeah
Wey wey hep a hole ding dong
Alright!

Buy my baby a piece of cheese
Dizzy dizzy wey uh hey Heathrow cheese
She'll eat anything that isn't diseased
Dizzy dizzy wey uh hey Heathrow cheese
Here she come sliding down the roof
Hey wey slide way day woof woof!
She not heavy man, and that's the proof
Hey wey slide way day woof woof!

She my baby, she all right
Keep me fairly warm at night

Goin' wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah
Wey wey hep uh hole, ding dong
Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah
Wey wey hep uh hole, ding dong

I got a dog with the legs of black
He got an aerial strapped to his back
He work by remote control
I sent him down to the water hole

I sent him to get my baby back
Dog come home and eat some coal
He say, "Master, she all full of holes"
I say, "More than usual?" Dog say, "Yeah."
I say, "Never you mind, just bring her here.
D'you hear me hear me?  Bring her here
D'you hear me hear me?  Bring her here
D'you hear me hear me?  Bring her here."

There go my dog with the legs of black
Gonna get my baby back

Goin' wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah
Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong
Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah
Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong

Mmm, this one
Slow coagulating of luscious jam

Here she come rollin' up the creek
Jibber jabber jibber jabber bathroom squeak
I fill her up but she start to leak
Jibber jabber jibber jabber bathroom squeak
Police come with a laser gun
Fibrulating blubber in the noonday sun
Burn my dog and away they run
Fibrulating blubber in the noonday sun

Took my baby off for analysis
They conclude that she got paralysis
Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah
Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong
Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah
Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong

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