Wey Wey Hep Uh Hole Albums Gigs Lyrics

Details

Author
Robyn Hitchcock
Performances
43

Albums

Title Artist Label Type Year
Invisible Hits The Soft Boys Midnight Music Authorized 1983
The Day They Ate Brick The Soft Boys Polarad Unauthorized 1986
The Soft Boys 1976-1981 The Soft Boys Rykodisc Authorized 1993
Where Are The Prawns? The Soft Boys Fan Club release 1994

Gigs

Billed As Venue City State Country Date
Dennis and the Experts Alma Cambridge England UK November 06, 1976
The Soft Boys Portland Arms Cambridge England UK November 01, 1978
The Soft Boys Lady Mitchell Hall Cambridge England UK November 27, 1978
Robyn Hitchcock Hope & Anchor London England UK January 05, 1980
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Maxwell's Hoboken New Jersey US November 26, 1986
Robyn Hitchcock Trax Charlottesville Virginia US April 25, 1990
Robyn Hitchcock Cat's Cradle (Chapel Hill NC) Carrboro North Carolina US April 27, 1990
Robyn Hitchcock Greenstreets Columbia South Carolina US April 28, 1990
Robyn Hitchcock The Point Atlanta Georgia US May 01, 1990
Robyn Hitchcock Einstein a-Go-Go Jacksonville Beach Florida US May 06, 1990
Robyn Hitchcock Old Nick's Birmingham Alabama US May 08, 1990
Robyn Hitchcock Cactus Café Austin Texas US May 15, 1990
Robyn Hitchcock Cactus Café Austin Texas US May 15, 1990
Robyn Hitchcock Club Dada Dallas Texas US May 16, 1990
Robyn Hitchcock Blind Pig Ann Arbor Michigan US May 19, 1990
Robyn Hitchcock Belly Up Tavern Solana Beach California US May 24, 1990
Robyn Hitchcock McCabe's Santa Monica California US May 25, 1990
Robyn Hitchcock Crest Theatre Sacramento California US July 06, 1990
Robyn Hitchcock New George's San Rafael California US July 07, 1990
Robyn Hitchcock Backstage Seattle Washington US July 10, 1990
Robyn Hitchcock U Victoria Centre Victoria British Columbia Canada July 12, 1990
Robyn Hitchcock Henry's Hideaway Denver Colorado US July 17, 1990
Robyn Hitchcock Mississippi Nights St. Louis Missouri US July 19, 1990
Robyn Hitchcock Bottleneck Lawrence Kansas US July 21, 1990
Robyn Hitchcock Maintenance Shop Ames Iowa US July 23, 1990
Robyn Hitchcock The Maintenance Shop Ames Iowa US July 23, 1990
Robyn Hitchcock Fine Line Cafe Minneapolis Minnesota US July 24, 1990
Robyn Hitchcock Lounge Axe Chicago Illinois US July 27, 1990
Robyn Hitchcock SUNY, Binghamton Binghamton New York US October 02, 1990
Robyn Hitchcock Tramps New York New York US October 03, 1990
Robyn Hitchcock 9:30 Club Washington DC US December 28, 1992
The Soft Boys Astoria London England UK January 13, 1994
The Soft Boys The Concorde Brighton England UK January 14, 1994
The Soft Boys Astoria London England UK January 15, 1994
The Soft Boys Corn Exchange Cambridge England UK January 17, 1994
Robyn Hitchcock Auditorium Flog Florence Italy March 04, 1994
Robyn Hitchcock & Yo La Tengo Rough Trade Brooklyn New York New York US February 28, 2017
Robyn Hitchcock & Yo La Tengo The Bowery Ballroom New York New York US March 01, 2017
Robyn Hitchcock & Yo La Tengo The Fillmore San Francisco California US September 29, 2017
Robyn Hitchcock & Yo La Tengo Regent Theatre Los Angeles California US October 01, 2017
Robyn Hitchcock Robyn and Emma's house London England UK July 07, 2021
Robyn Hitchcock Robyn and Emma's house London England UK August 04, 2021
Robyn Hitchcock & Emma Swift Robyn and Emma's house London England UK August 29, 2021

Lyrics

Here come my baby
She pretty good
She pretty useful
Just like she should

I
Just
Want
To
Tell
You
THAT!

She the one I love
I put her on the stove
She simmer and simmer all day long
I cut meat and I sing my song

It go wey wey hep a hole ding dong yeah yeah
Wey wey hep a hole ding dong
Wey Wey Hep a hole ding dong yeah yeah
Wey wey hep a hole ding dong
Alright!

Buy my baby a piece of cheese
Dizzy dizzy wey uh hey Heathrow cheese
She'll eat anything that isn't diseased
Dizzy dizzy wey uh hey Heathrow cheese
Here she come sliding down the roof
Hey wey slide way day woof woof!
She not heavy man, and that's the proof
Hey wey slide way day woof woof!

She my baby, she all right
Keep me fairly warm at night

Goin' wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah
Wey wey hep uh hole, ding dong
Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah
Wey wey hep uh hole, ding dong

I got a dog with the legs of black
He got an aerial strapped to his back
He work by remote control
I sent him down to the water hole

I sent him to get my baby back
Dog come home and eat some coal
He say, "Master, she all full of holes"
I say, "More than usual?" Dog say, "Yeah."
I say, "Never you mind, just bring her here.
D'you hear me hear me?  Bring her here
D'you hear me hear me?  Bring her here
D'you hear me hear me?  Bring her here."

There go my dog with the legs of black
Gonna get my baby back

Goin' wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah
Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong
Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah
Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong

Mmm, this one
Slow coagulating of luscious jam

Here she come rollin' up the creek
Jibber jabber jibber jabber bathroom squeak
I fill her up but she start to leak
Jibber jabber jibber jabber bathroom squeak
Police come with a laser gun
Fibrulating blubber in the noonday sun
Burn my dog and away they run
Fibrulating blubber in the noonday sun

Took my baby off for analysis
They conclude that she got paralysis
Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah
Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong
Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah
Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong

<Alternates>
Play it to me dismally, Kimberley!            19a
Here she come walking down the roof           24a
They conclude that she got dialysis           63a