You'll never have the damn thing out Or meet the pope and kiss his neck And like him more than you expect And in my mind the color red Is writ in blood above your head Tonight -- when the time is right You'll never wear the damned thing out Or meet the queen and kiss her throat And ask her where she hangs her coat And in my mind the color blue Will never be as dark as you Tonight -- when the time is right You'll never wash the damned things out (Or meet the judge and kiss his figs)/(Or shape your ??? and face your ???) (And wonder where he keeps his wigs)/(And ??? sliding down your ???) And in my mind the color pink Will do more damage than you think Tonight And in my mind the color green Is oh so lovely and obscene Tonight -- when the time is right <Alternates> And in my mind the color black 22a Is all I'll see until you're back 23a Tonight -- when the time is right 24a