Blinking on and off, it's the queen of eyes With her carapace shell and her black lace thighs I don't know why she never gets anywhere with you Mucky the pig is out on a limb He's looking for someone to investigate him I don't know why he never gets anywhere with you Here I am again, it's no surprise Locked in orbit round the queen of eyes All I ever got from her was lies In this horrible age of abuse and decay It's good to know that somebody's looking ok I don't know why she never gets anywhere with you Blinking on and off, it's the queen of eyes With her carapace shell and her black lace thighs I don't know why she never gets anywhere I don't know why she never gets anywhere I don't know why she never gets anywhere with you <Alternates> In this horrible age of decay and abuse 10a It's good to know somebody's got an excuse 11a I wish I was short, I wish I was long 10a She only wishes you'd take her along 11a I wish I was stoned, I wish I was straight 10a She only wishes you'd jump on her plate 11a I wish I was up, I wish I was down 10a She only wishes she could throw you around 11a