Old Pervert Releases Gigs Lyrics

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Author
Robyn Hitchcock, Kimberley Rew, Morris Windsor, Matthew Seligman
Versions
I'm an Old Pervert (Disco version)
According to our records, Robyn has played this song 74 times, most recently at Turf Club on June 15, 2017. He first performed it at Hope & Anchor on September 30, 1979, 37 years and 8 months earlier.
Title Artist Label Type Year
Underwater Moonlight The Soft Boys Armageddon Records Album 1980
I Wanna Destroy You The Soft Boys Armageddon Records Single 1980
Where Are The Prawns? The Soft Boys Fan Club release 1994
Venue Billed As City State Country Date
Hope & Anchor The Soft Boys London England UK 09/30/1979
Hope & Anchor The Soft Boys London England UK 03/28/1980
The Africa Centre The Soft Boys London England UK 05/22/1980
Hope & Anchor The Soft Boys London England UK 01/23/1981
Hope & Anchor The Soft Boys London England UK 01/30/1981
McCabe's Robyn Hitchcock Santa Monica California US 07/30/1988
McCabe's Robyn Hitchcock Santa Monica California US 04/25/1989
TT the Bear's Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Cambridge Massachusetts US 06/18/1989
Blue Wall (UMass) Robyn Hitchcock Amherst Massachusetts US 09/23/1989
TT the Bear's Robyn Hitchcock Cambridge Massachusetts US 09/24/1989
Slim's Robyn Hitchcock San Francisco California US 10/05/1989
The Birchmere Robyn Hitchcock Alexandria Virginia US 04/23/1990
Trax Robyn Hitchcock Charlottesville Virginia US 04/25/1990
Greenstreets Robyn Hitchcock Columbia South Carolina US 04/28/1990
Old Nick's Robyn Hitchcock Birmingham Alabama US 05/08/1990
McCabe's Robyn Hitchcock Santa Monica California US 05/26/1990
Mississippi Nights Robyn Hitchcock St. Louis Missouri US 07/19/1990
Fine Line Cafe Robyn Hitchcock Minneapolis Minnesota US 07/24/1990
Lounge Ax Robyn Hitchcock Chicago Illinois US 07/27/1990
The Nightstage Robyn Hitchcock Cambridge Massachusetts US 10/09/1990
Blind Pig Robyn Hitchcock Ann Arbor Michigan US 10/18/1990
Astoria The Soft Boys London England UK 01/13/1994
The Concorde The Soft Boys Brighton England UK 01/14/1994
Astoria The Soft Boys London England UK 01/15/1994
Corn Exchange The Soft Boys Cambridge England UK 01/17/1994
The Three Kings The Soft Boys London England UK 03/11/2001
Austin Music Hall The Soft Boys Austin Texas US 03/17/2001
Fletcher's The Soft Boys Baltimore Maryland US 03/19/2001
Theatre of Living Arts The Soft Boys Philadelphia Pennsylvania US 03/20/2001
9:30 Club The Soft Boys Washington DC US 03/21/2001
Maxwell's The Soft Boys Hoboken New Jersey US 03/23/2001
Irving Plaza The Soft Boys New York New York US 03/24/2001
Paradise Rock Club The Soft Boys Boston Massachusetts US 03/26/2001
The Horseshoe Tavern The Soft Boys Toronto Ontario Canada 03/28/2001
St. Andrew's Hall The Soft Boys Detroit Michigan US 03/29/2001
Metro The Soft Boys Chicago Illinois US 03/30/2001
First Avenue The Soft Boys Minneapolis Minnesota US 03/31/2001
Richard's on Richards The Soft Boys Vancouver British Columbia Canada 04/03/2001
Crocodile Café The Soft Boys Seattle Washington US 04/04/2001
Pine Street Theatre The Soft Boys Portland Oregon US 04/05/2001
The Fillmore The Soft Boys San Francisco California US 04/07/2001
KCRW The Soft Boys Santa Monica California US 04/09/2001
Knitting Factory The Soft Boys Los Angeles California US 04/10/2001
The Junction The Soft Boys Cambridge England UK 04/18/2001
Fleece and Firkin The Soft Boys Bristol England UK 04/19/2001
Pavilion Theatre The Soft Boys Brighton England UK 04/20/2001
The Waterfront The Soft Boys Norwich England UK 04/22/2001
The Basement The Soft Boys Nottingham England UK 04/23/2001
The Cathouse The Soft Boys Glasgow Scotland UK 04/24/2001
Electric Ballroom The Soft Boys London England UK 04/26/2001
The Zodiac The Soft Boys Oxford England UK 04/27/2001
Wedgewood Rooms The Soft Boys Portsmouth England UK 04/29/2001
Clerkenwell Festival The Soft Boys London England UK 07/20/2001
The Evershot Village Hall The Soft Boys Evershot England UK 09/15/2001
The Square The Soft Boys Harlow England UK 10/18/2001
Southbank Centre - Royal Festival Hall The Soft Boys London England UK 10/19/2001
Roadmender The Soft Boys Northampton England UK 12/05/2001
Notting Hill Arts Club The Soft Boys London England UK 12/12/2001
Polish Club Robyn Hitchcock Sheffield England UK 10/05/2004
Glastonbury Festival Robyn Hitchcock Pilton England UK 06/24/2011
World Café Live Robyn Hitchcock Philadelphia Pennsylvania US 11/09/2014
City Winery Robyn Hitchcock New York New York US 11/10/2014
Arts at the Armory Robyn Hitchcock Somerville Massachusetts US 11/12/2014
Iron Horse Music Hall Robyn Hitchcock Northampton Massachusetts US 11/13/2014
Music Box Supper Club Robyn Hitchcock Cleveland Ohio US 11/19/2014
The Ark Robyn Hitchcock Ann Arbor Michigan US 11/20/2014
Dakota Jazz Club & Restaurant Robyn Hitchcock Minneapolis Minnesota US 11/21/2014
Old Town School of Folk Music Robyn Hitchcock Chicago Illinois US 11/22/2014
The Foundry Robyn Hitchcock Athens Georgia US 02/13/2015
The Drake Hotel Robyn Hitchcock Toronto Ontario Canada 09/12/2015
City Winery Robyn Hitchcock New York New York US 11/20/2015
Largo at the Coronet Robyn Hitchcock Los Angeles California US 03/05/2016
Variety Playhouse Robyn Hitchcock & Eugene Mirman Atlanta Georgia US 04/20/2016
Turf Club Robyn Hitchcock Saint Paul Minnesota US 06/15/2017

Lyrics

I'm an old pervert and I hang around under the bridge
I'm an old pervert and I hang around under the bridge
I won't do you no harm, I just want to show you what's in my fridge
So come on little girl, is your name Hester or maybe it's Midge?

Well, they say that I'm weird and disinfectant is the only thing I drink
They say that I'm weird and disinfectant is the only thing I drink
But cleanliness of the soul is more important, don't you think?
And I could show you one or two things right there in my sink

So come on baby

I'm an old pervert and I don't get around much anymore
I'm an old pervert and I don't get around much anymore
Sometimes I feel it evaporating through the door
So come on baby let me and I'll show you how I let you score

Yeah baby

And I could show you one or two clean things right there in my sink   8a