| Billed As | Venue | City | State | Country | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Robyn Hitchcock | Ronnie Scott's | London | England | UK | May 10, 1987 |
| Robyn Hitchcock | Cat's Cradle (Chapel Hill NC) | Carrboro | North Carolina | US | April 27, 1990 |
| Robyn Hitchcock | McCabe's | Santa Monica | California | US | May 26, 1990 |
| Robyn Hitchcock | SUNY, Albany Ballroom | Albany | New York | US | October 10, 1990 |
| Robyn Hitchcock | Diamond Club | Toronto | Ontario | Canada | October 16, 1990 |
| Robyn Hitchcock | Robyn and Emma's house | London | England | UK | July 09, 2021 |
| Robyn Hitchcock | Robyn and Emma's house | London | England | UK | August 15, 2021 |
| Robyn Hitchcock | Robyn and Emma's house | London | England | UK | December 08, 2021 |
| Robyn Hitchcock | Robyn and Emma's house | London | England | UK | May 08, 2022 |
Well, your number's changed and your hair's cut short And your house is painted white Gave me a fright And your line's engaged 'cause you talk too much The way you always do When I'm talking to you But you haven't changed like your number has You've been all round the world You're a rich little girl There you are like a spider in the corner Vibrating messages of dark Vibrating messages of dark Pornography reassures a man Fills him with delight So he's alright But the men upstairs with their fitted hoods And the streetlamp lights them up They're stitching you up There you are like a spider in the corner Vibrating messages of dark Vibrating messages of dark Vibrating messages of dark