| Title | Artist | Label | Type | Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Anglepoise Lamp | The Soft Boys | Radar Records | Authorized | 1978 |
| A Can of Bees | The Soft Boys | Two Crabs Music | Authorized | 1984 |
| The Modern World - UK Punk II | The Soft Boys | Rhino Records | Compilation | 1993 |
| The Soft Boys 1976-1981 | The Soft Boys | Rykodisc | Authorized | 1993 |
| Rout Of The Clones | The Soft Boys | Unauthorized | 1995 | |
| PUNK Lost & Found | The Soft Boys | Shanachie Entertainment | Compilation | 1996 |
| Maxwell's, New York, 1980 | The Soft Boys | Handmade Productions | Unauthorized | 1998 |
| 12 x 7: All the Soft Boys Certify Insane | The Soft Boys | Unauthorized | 2008 |
| Billed As | Venue | City | State | Country | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Soft Boys | Lady Mitchell Hall | Cambridge | England | UK | November 27, 1978 |
| The Soft Boys | 40 Watt Club | Athens | Georgia | US | October 22, 2002 |
| The Soft Boys | Mercury Lounge | New York | New York | US | October 27, 2002 |
| The Soft Boys | The Double Door | Chicago | Illinois | US | October 28, 2002 |
| The Soft Boys | First Avenue | Minneapolis | Minnesota | US | October 29, 2002 |
| The Soft Boys | Crocodile Café | Seattle | Washington | US | October 31, 2002 |
| The Soft Boys | Slim's | San Francisco | California | US | November 02, 2002 |
| The Soft Boys | House of Blues | West Hollywood | California | US | November 04, 2002 |
| The Soft Boys | Fleece and Firkin | Bristol | England | UK | January 26, 2003 |
| The Soft Boys | The Zodiac | Oxford | England | UK | January 27, 2003 |
| The Soft Boys | Teatro Toscanini | Chiari | Italy | January 18, 2003 | |
| The Soft Boys | Boat Race | Cambridge | England | UK | January 29, 2003 |
| The Soft Boys | La Scuderia | Bologna | Italy | January 15, 2003 | |
| The Soft Boys | Jux Tap | Sarzana | Italy | January 16, 2003 | |
| Robyn Hitchcock | Union Chapel | London | England | UK | October 29, 2019 |
| Robyn Hitchcock & Emma Swift | Robyn and Emma's house | London | England | UK | January 20, 2021 |
| The Soft Boys | Maxwell's | Hoboken | New Jersey | US | October 25, 2002 |
| The Soft Boys | The Bowery Ballroom | New York | New York | US | October 26, 2002 |
| The Soft Boys | KCRW Morning Becomes Eclectic | Santa Monica | California | US | November 04, 2002 |
Man, you're gonna be a woman someday, yeah Man, you're gonna be a woman someday, now Man, you're gonna be Man, you're gonna be a woman someday, yeah Girl, you wanna be a man and you will, yeah Girl, you wanna be a man and you will, yeah Girl, you wanna be Girl, you wanna be a man and you will, yeah In your overalls Growing little wings I've been sleeping while you've been squeaking around Please don't tell me that you don't smell what you found Oooh, oooh ooh Oooh, oooh ooh Oooh, oooh ooh Mister, it's dizzy when you rip off your chops, yeah Butcher, it's meaty when you chip off your roots, yeah Ooh, lop it off Oooh, chop it off with scissors or chutes, yeah Watch your severed foot Limping through the soot I've been going where it's been growing alot It's my business to know what is and what's not Oooh, oooh ooh Oooh, oooh ooh Oooh, oooh ooh Me, I wanna be an anglepoise lamp, yeah Us, we wanna be some Anglepoise lamps, then Us, we wanna be Us, we wanna be some Anglepoise lamps, then Anglepoise (sometimes performed as Seven Winged Bat instead of Anglepoise lamp)