Treat me lean and wiry Treat me hot and firey Tell me you desire me Uh huh huh, I got a message for you Treat me fat and blubbery Treat me lean and rubbery Let's go to the shrubbery Uh huh huh, I got a message for you I got a message for you If I was a hairless spinster covered in festering boils Would you still make love to me or would you recoil? Dip me in the custard Cover me with mustard As long we are clustered It's alright, I got a message for you I got a message for you Though I'm not a piece of veal or a piece of ham Can't you get your teeth in me just the way I am? Roll me in the greenery Point me at the scenery Exploit me in the deanery It's alright, I got a message for you Treat me soft and feathery Treat me hard and leathery O, what lovely weathery Uh huh huh, I got a message for you I got a message for you I got a message for you <Alternate> Though I'm not a piece of veal or a piece of beef 17a The way you sink your teeth in me is beyond belief