I saw my singular friend 
Walking down the road
Yeah

I saw my singular friend 
A walking down a road
Around a singular bend
Lord, I thought he would explode

I said "Hey now,
Mr. Singular Friend
Is your gender just a construct
Or where will it end?"
Whooo

I saw my singular friend
Walking down the street
He had a batch of little Tubbies
He's the one I always wanted to meet
I say singular friend
Just to see you is a treat

Hey singular friend
Have you got a friend for me
I'll come to a singular end
And maybe you'll be with me
Yeah

I saw my singular friend
Hanging round in a shrub
I saw my singular friend
Hanging out with little Tubs
I said now singular friend
You are not some kind of evil schlub
Whoa