What's he done to drive you mad today?
What's he done to drive you mad today?

What's he done to drive you mad today?
What's he done to drive you mad today?
What's he done to drive you crazy?
What's he done to drive you away?
What's he done to drive you mad today?
Uh

How can she deserve such a useless creep?
How can she deserve such a useless creep?
Barnacles encrust him and the law man will not bust him
But none the less she's saddled with a ghastly creep
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