Davey, I'm sorry that I missed your birthday
I hope it was fabulous
Yeah, I hope it was fabulous, and
Barnesy called you and said
Oh now Davey boy, you've had a birthday
I can sing like a tree
The Scotsman in me 
Will just sing like a shrub
You can go to the pub
And I wish I was there
Eventually I will be
I'll have a petrol for you