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Hey!

Once there was a corgi called Smedley
He died of something special and was resurrected
They said "Hey now Smedley, how did you get there?"
He said "I got there by coming for somewhere else"

There was a corgi called Donaldson
People said "Hey you should change your name"
But he said "If I change my name they won't know who I am"
Wise guy

There was a corgi called Alison
There had been two corgis before that with different names
"How you gonna make your mark now Alison?"
She just looked at the camera and said "Woof!"