Egyptian Cream Albums Gigs Lyrics

Details

Author
Robyn Hitchcock
Versions
Demo version included on some versions of FegMania

Albums

Title Artist Label Type Year
fegMANIA! Robyn Hitchcock and The Egyptians Midnight Music Authorized 1985
Gotta Let This Hen Out! Robyn Hitchcock and The Egyptians Midnight Music Authorized 1986
Exploding In Silence Robyn Hitchcock Relativity Records Promo 1986
Between Today And Tomorrow Robyn Hitchcock and The Egyptians / The Soft Boys Midnight Music Compilation 1986
The Man Who Invented Himself Robyn Hitchcock United Records Unauthorized 1986
The Hooded One Robyn Hitchcock Feg You Records Unauthorized 1988
Give It To The Thoth Boys Robyn Hitchcock & The Egyptians Fan Club release 1993
Uncorrected Personality Traits Robyn Hitchcock Rhino Records Authorized 1997
Live At the Cambridge Folk Festival Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Fuel 2000 Authorized 1998
Luminous Groove Robyn Hitchcock and The Egyptians Yep Roc Authorized 2008

Gigs

Billed As Venue City State Country Date
"Robyn Hitchcock & Chums" (First Egyptians gig) Hope & Anchor London England UK September 29, 1984
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians First Avenue Minneapolis Minnesota US March 26, 1986
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians 9:30 Club Washington DC US March 28, 1986
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians [unknown venue] (Glastonbury, UK) Glastonbury Scotland UK January 01, 1987
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Inkstick Shibura Factory Tokyo Japan September 16, 1988
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Park West Chicago Illinois US June 18, 1992
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Tipitina's New Orleans Louisiana US June 29, 1992
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Metropol Pittsburgh Pennsylvania US May 16, 1993
Robyn Hitchcock The Ark Ann Arbor Michigan US April 14, 1995
Robyn Hitchcock Newbury Comics Boston Massachusetts US April 08, 1995
Robyn Hitchcock 9:30 Club Washington DC US November 13, 1996
Robyn Hitchcock Bottom Line New York New York US March 30, 1995
Robyn Hitchcock Bottom Line New York New York US March 30, 1995
Robyn Hitchcock Bottom Line New York New York US March 31, 1995
Robyn Hitchcock Bottom Line New York New York US March 31, 1995
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Great American Music Hall San Francisco California US July 14, 1992
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Town Pump Vancouver British Columbia Canada March 24, 1986
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Berkeley Square Berkeley California US March 19, 1986
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians 328 Performance Hall Nashville Tennessee US June 20, 1992
Robyn Hitchcock Great American Music Hall San Francisco California US April 29, 1998
Robyn Hitchcock Knitting Factory New York New York US March 14, 1997
Robyn Hitchcock TT the Bear's Cambridge Massachusetts US April 08, 1995
Robyn Hitchcock Maxwell's Hoboken New Jersey US December 06, 1996
Robyn Hitchcock Coach House San Juan Capistrano California US November 09, 1996
Robyn Hitchcock Warfield San Francisco California US November 08, 1996
Robyn Hitchcock 12 Bar Club London England UK January 19, 1996
Robyn Hitchcock Mercury Lounge New York New York US October 06, 1995
Robyn Hitchcock Amherst College Amherst Massachusetts US April 09, 1995
Robyn Hitchcock Mountain Stage Charleston West Virginia US April 01, 1995
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians The Ritz New York New York US May 19, 1993
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Fox Theatre Ogden Colorado US May 06, 1993
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Fastlane Club Asbury Park New Jersey US May 22, 1993
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Coach House San Juan Capistrano California US July 10, 1992
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Centre Stage Atlanta Georgia US June 09, 1989
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Newport Music Hall Columbus Ohio US June 27, 1989
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Newport Music Hall Columbus Ohio US May 13, 1993
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Wadsworth Arts Centre, UCLA Los Angeles California US July 11, 1992
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians The Bell London England UK December 17, 1984
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians 9:30 Club Washington DC US November 09, 1985
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Blind Pig Ann Arbor Michigan US November 13, 1985
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Mabel's Champaign Illinois US November 19, 1985
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians CND Festival Glastonbury England UK June 22, 1986
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Diamond Club Toronto Ontario Canada June 22, 1989
Robyn Hitchcock Park West Chicago Illinois US April 15, 1995
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Gaston Hall Georgetown University Washington DC US May 17, 1993
Robyn Hitchcock 9:30 Club Washington DC US March 28, 1995
Robyn Hitchcock 9:30 Club Washington DC US March 29, 1995
Robyn Hitchcock Keswick Theater Glenside Pennsylvania US November 14, 1996
Robyn Hitchcock 12 Bar Club London England UK May 24, 1996
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Park West Chicago Illinois US June 17, 1992
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians After The Gold Rush Tempe Arizona US July 07, 1992
Robyn Hitchcock WXPN Philadelphia Pennsylvania US March 26, 1995
Robyn Hitchcock The Met Café Providence Rhode Island US December 05, 1996
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Deep Ellum Live Dallas Texas US July 03, 1992
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Continental Club Austin Texas US June 29, 1985
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Keswick Theatre Glenside Pennsylvania US May 21, 1993
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Liberty Lunch Austin Texas US July 02, 1992
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Institute of Contemporary Arts London England UK March 23, 1985
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians [unknown venue] (Brighton, England UK) Brighton England UK October 03, 1986
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Club Lingerie Los Angeles California US June 28, 1985
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Glastonbury Festival Pilton England UK June 19, 1987
Robyn Hitchcock The Three Kings London England UK July 01, 1995
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Cabaret Metro Chicago Illinois US June 22, 1985
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians St. Andrew's Hall Detroit Michigan US June 28, 1989
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians 7th Street Entry Minneapolis Minnesota US November 16, 1985
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Toad's Place New Haven Connecticut US May 20, 1993
Robyn Hitchcock First Avenue Minneapolis Minnesota US November 01, 1996
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Town and Country Club London England UK October 06, 1988
Robyn Hitchcock Maxwell's Hoboken New Jersey US January 09, 2004
Robyn Hitchcock Tin Angel Philadelphia Pennsylvania US March 26, 1995
Robyn Hitchcock Toad's Place New Haven Connecticut US April 05, 1995
Robyn Hitchcock TT the Bear's Cambridge Massachusetts US April 08, 1995
Robyn Hitchcock Acoustic Café April 14, 1995
Robyn Hitchcock Club Soda Montreal Quebec Canada October 24, 1996
Robyn Hitchcock Concert Hall Toronto Ontario Canada October 27, 1996
Robyn Hitchcock Majestic Theatre Detroit Michigan US October 29, 1996
Robyn Hitchcock Vic Theatre Chicago Illinois US October 30, 1996
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Cambridge Folk Festival - Cherry Hinton Hall Cambridge England UK July 31, 1992
Robyn Hitchcock Southpaw New York New York US March 25, 2005
Robyn Hitchcock The Turning Point Piermont New York US April 04, 1995
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Zentrum Zoo Tubingen Germany April 13, 1986
Robyn Hitchcock Fremont Abbey Arts Center Seattle Washington US February 28, 2020
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Masquerade Atlanta Georgia US June 23, 1992
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians The Concorde Brighton England UK July 29, 1992
Robyn Hitchcock Robyn and Emma's house London England UK July 02, 2021
Robyn Hitchcock & The Egyptians Ritz New York New York US September 20, 1988
Robyn Hitchcock Vogue Theater Vancouver British Columbia Canada November 05, 1996
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Dingwalls London England UK November 17, 1984
Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians Irving Plaza New York New York US August 02, 1985
Robyn Hitchcock WFNX Boston Massachusetts US April 07, 1995

Lyrics

Egyptian cream, she loves to smear
She loves to smear it everywhere
On her face and on her hands
Till she feels like she's a man

And when the change comes and the hair grows all over her skin
She's a natural; she's part of the body she's in

In the Sahara, there she lay
On an ironing board one day
She was gone for seven months
Hadn't guessed what happened once

When they told her "You're pregnant." she threw up her hands
And thousands of fingers grew out of the sand

Egyptian cream

Egyptian cream, she loves to smear
She loves to smear it everywhere
When you're sore, too sore to dream
Try some more Egyptian cream

And when the change comes and the grass grows all over the mound
The tadpoles come slithering out of the ground

Egyptian cream
Egyptian cream
Egyptian cream
Egyptian cream