They call me Dr. Sticky
Because I stick to things
They call me Dr. Sticky
I stick to everything

They call me Dr. Sticky
Because I'm kind of nice
They call me Dr. Sticky
Because I'm so practical

I understand the way you are

They call me Dr. Sticky
Because I stick to things
They call me Dr. Sticky
I don't regret it at all

I think I understand why you're bald and still a man
Oh such a judge of love could hardly ever be

[Can you really screw the wanger up high?]

They call me Dr. Sticky
Because I'm kind of stuck
They call me Dr. Sticky
But it doesn't matter at all

I think I'm gonna be full of soul
Or something just as good