| Billed As | Venue | City | State | Country | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Robyn Hitchcock & Emma Swift | Robyn and Emma's house | London | England | UK | December 30, 2020 |
| Robyn Hitchcock & Emma Swift | Robyn and Emma's house | London | England | UK | January 29, 2021 |
| Robyn Hitchcock | Robyn and Emma's house | London | England | UK | October 19, 2022 |
| Robyn Hitchcock | Unknown Hotel | Amsterdam | Netherlands | October 21, 2022 | |
| Robyn Hitchcock | Unknown Hotel | New York | New York | US | November 05, 2022 |
| Robyn Hitchcock | Cafe Nine | New Haven | Connecticut | US | November 06, 2022 |
| Robyn Hitchcock | WFMU Give the Drummer Radio | Jersey City | New Jersey | US | November 07, 2022 |
| Robyn Hitchcock | Relix Media Group | New York | New York | US | November 08, 2022 |
| Robyn Hitchcock | WNYC - Soundcheck | New York | New York | US | November 08, 2022 |
| Robyn Hitchcock | 40 Watt Club | Athens | Georgia | US | November 10, 2022 |
You’ve got to be noirer than Noir You are You’ve got to be fleet on your feet You’ve got to be discreetly Alone You’ve got to be cool as the frost Eliminate the dust Alone on the phone to yourself Who else can you trust? If you don’t know what you’re there for You’ll never know what you’re here for And the sunlight wears you down You’ve got to be noirer than Noir You are You never could say au revoir Comme ça If it was easy to love you Wouldn’t everyone love you? I wouldn’t bother doing anything at all Unless I had to I wouldn’t bother doing anything at all You’ve got to be noirer than Noir C’est ça Vampire oh vampire oh vampire Are you my dad? The darkest thoughts in your head Are crawling into your bed And the sunlight wears you down Oooh ooh noirer than Noir Oooh ooh noirer than Noir Oooh ooh noirer than Noir