| Billed As | Venue | City | State | Country | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Robyn Hitchcock & Emma Swift | Robyn and Emma's house | London | England | UK | 12/30/2020 |
| Robyn Hitchcock & Emma Swift | Robyn and Emma's house | London | England | UK | 01/29/2021 |
| Robyn Hitchcock | Robyn and Emma's house | London | England | UK | 10/19/2022 |
| Robyn Hitchcock | Unknown Hotel | Amsterdam | Netherlands | 10/21/2022 | |
| Robyn Hitchcock | Unknown Hotel | New York | New York | US | 11/05/2022 |
| Robyn Hitchcock | Cafe Nine | New Haven | Connecticut | US | 11/06/2022 |
| Robyn Hitchcock | WFMU Give the Drummer Radio | Jersey City | New Jersey | US | 11/07/2022 |
| Robyn Hitchcock | Relix Media Group | New York | New York | US | 11/08/2022 |
| Robyn Hitchcock | WNYC - Soundcheck | New York | New York | US | 11/08/2022 |
| Robyn Hitchcock | 40 Watt Club | Athens | Georgia | US | 11/10/2022 |
| Robyn Hitchcock | Robyn & Emma's house | Nashville | Tennessee | US | 04/05/2023 |
You’ve got to be noirer than Noir You are You’ve got to be fleet on your feet You’ve got to be discreetly Alone You’ve got to be cool as the frost Eliminate the dust Alone on the phone to yourself Who else can you trust? If you don’t know what you’re there for You’ll never know what you’re here for And the sunlight wears you down You’ve got to be noirer than Noir You are You never could say au revoir Comme ça If it was easy to love you Wouldn’t everyone love you? I wouldn’t bother doing anything at all Unless I had to I wouldn’t bother doing anything at all You’ve got to be noirer than Noir C’est ça Vampire oh vampire oh vampire Are you my dad? The darkest thoughts in your head Are crawling into your bed And the sunlight wears you down Oooh ooh noirer than Noir Oooh ooh noirer than Noir Oooh ooh noirer than Noir