Detective Mindhorn With your caterpillar face Detective Mindhorn Won't you open up this case I'm a butterfly that jealous fingers framed No one wants to be ashamed Detective Mindhorn Won't you open up your chest Detective Mindhorn Deep in solitude at rest Everybody's guilty till their innocence is proved And your innocence just moved Detective Mindhorn Detective Mindhorn Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah Detective Mindhorn Every episode is true Detective Mindhorn And it sticks to you like glue Every costume is a uniform of sorts Every thousand's made of noughts Detective Mindhorn Detective Mindhorn Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah