This is 'Upgrade Me' take one Ah one, two, three, four Upgrade me darling, like a Fold That's too cute to be very old Upgrade me sister, like a tree Grows through the walls of memory Upgrade me as the tide rolls in Upgrade me till I'm without sin Upgrade me honey, in your sleep And let me be the one you keep Beside you like a bedside lamp All turned on and free from damp Upgrade me till my hourglass drains Away all my sandy remains Upgrade me Upgrade me Tubby with thine eye That shines on me, that shines on I When you and I are side by side Oh good Sir Tubbs, the wall of pride Is looming like it always does The stop sign between them and us Upgrade me Yeah, yeah, yeah Upgrade me Upgrade me Jesus, like a cork That bobs around you as you walk Across the water, in your shorts To see what kind of fish you caught Upgrade me with thy wand and staff Upgrade me in my tartan scarf Upgrade me Yeah, yeah, yeah Upgrade me I just gonna dissolve without you I just want to evolve without you yeah, yeah, yeah Mmmmmm Upgrade me domino on high Teach me to love before I die I'm ready to be upside down I'm ready to spin round and round And round and round the seagulls wheal I'll steal what the seagulls steal Upgrade me Yeah, yeah, yeah Upgrade me