Well, you should see Polythene Pam, She's so good looking but she looks like a man. Well, you should see her in drag, Dressed in her polythene bag. Yes, you should see Polythene Pam. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt. She's killer diller when she's dressed to the hilt. She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World." Yes, you could say she was attractively built. Yeah, yeah, yeah.