Mean Mr. Mustard Gigs Lyrics


Original Band
The Beatles


Billed As Venue City State Country Date
Robyn Hitchcock & Heavy Friends The Three Kings London England UK November 01, 2009


Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park, 
Shaves in the dark 
Trying to save paper. 
Sleeps in a hole in the road 
Saving up to buy some clothes. 
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose, 
Such a mean old man, such a mean old man. 
His sister Pam works in a shop, 
She never stops, she's a go getter. 
Takes him out to look at the Queen, 
Only place that he's ever been. 
Always shouts out something obscene, 
Such a dirty old man, dirty old man.