The Cheese Alarm Albums Gigs Lyrics

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Robyn Hitchcock

Albums

Title Artist Label Type Year
Launch Live '98 Robyn Hitchcock Launch Promo 1998
Jewels For Sophia (advance) Robyn Hitchcock Warner Brothers Promo 1999
Jewels for Sophia Robyn Hitchcock Warner Brothers Authorized 1999
Inflatable Hitchcock Robyn Hitchcock [none listed] Unauthorized 2000
This Is the BBC Robyn Hitchcock Hux Authorized 2006
Jewels For Sophia Robyn Hitchcock Noble Rot/Collectors' Choice Authorized 2007

Gigs

Billed As Venue City State Country Date
Robyn Hitchcock Largo Los Angeles California US November 14, 1997
Robyn Hitchcock Largo Los Angeles California US November 15, 1997
Robyn Hitchcock 12 Bar Club London England UK February 03, 1998
Robyn Hitchcock Mercury Lounge New York New York US November 20, 1998
Robyn Hitchcock Largo Los Angeles California US June 20, 1998
Robyn Hitchcock Aladdin Theater Portland Oregon US June 25, 1998
Robyn Hitchcock Crocodile Cafe Seattle Washington US June 26, 1998
Robyn Hitchcock Great American Music Hall San Francisco California US April 29, 1998
Robyn Hitchcock 12 Bar Club London England UK July 30, 1997
Robyn Hitchcock 12 Bar Club London England UK July 23, 1997
Robyn Hitchcock Two Bells Seattle Washington US August 31, 1997
Robyn Hitchcock Princess Charlotte Leicester England UK December 06, 1997
Robyn Hitchcock Boat Race Cambridge England UK December 04, 1997
Robyn Hitchcock Mean Fiddler London England UK December 09, 1997
Robyn Hitchcock Bottom Line New York New York US June 12, 1998
Robyn Hitchcock Robyn at Sea Isle of Wight England UK August 16, 1997
Robyn Hitchcock Bloom Mezzago Italy February 13, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock Largo Los Angeles California US April 02, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock Showbox Seattle Washington US July 23, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock Ogden Theater Boulder Colorado US August 03, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock New Daisy Theater Memphis Tennessee US August 10, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock Bumbershoot Festival Seattle Washington US September 06, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock's ROCK ARMADA Echo Lounge Atlanta Georgia US October 25, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock's ROCK ARMADA Cactus Café Austin Texas US October 23, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock's ROCK ARMADA Cactus Café Austin Texas US October 23, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock's ROCK ARMADA Cactus Café Austin Texas US October 24, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock's ROCK ARMADA Cat's Cradle Carrboro North Carolina US October 26, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock's ROCK ARMADA Fletcher's Baltimore Maryland US October 27, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock's ROCK ARMADA Paradise Rock Club Boston Massachusetts US October 30, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock's ROCK ARMADA Iron Horse Northampton Massachusetts US October 31, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock's ROCK ARMADA Upstage Philadelphia Pennsylvania US October 29, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock's ROCK ARMADA Magic Bag Ferndale Michigan US November 06, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock's ROCK ARMADA The Bowery Ballroom New York New York US November 01, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock's ROCK ARMADA Cabaret Metro Chicago Illinois US November 10, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock's ROCK ARMADA First Avenue Minneapolis Minnesota US November 11, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock's ROCK ARMADA Crocodile Café Seattle Washington US November 16, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock's ROCK ARMADA Aladdin Theatre Portland Oregon US November 17, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock's ROCK ARMADA Great American Music Hall San Francisco California US November 19, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock's ROCK ARMADA The Troubadour Los Angeles California US November 20, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock 9:30 Club Washington DC US August 13, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock Hotel du Nord Paris France June 27, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock Hotel du Nord Paris France June 28, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock Stables Wavendon England UK September 21, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock Dingwalls London England UK September 22, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock Winchester Arts Centre Winchester England UK September 24, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock The Zodiac Oxford England UK September 28, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock's ROCK ARMADA Rosebud Pittsburgh Pennsylvania US November 05, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock WXRT Chicago Illinois US July 20, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock Portland Arms Cambridge England UK September 27, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock G2 Glasgow Scotland UK September 30, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock's ROCK ARMADA Top Cat's Cincinnati Ohio US November 07, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock Fleece and Firkin Bristol England UK January 31, 2000
Robyn Hitchcock Ronnie Scott's London England UK January 30, 2000
Robyn Hitchcock Agora Theatre Cleveland Ohio US August 22, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock Highbury Garage London England UK February 01, 2000
Robyn Hitchcock Circolo Renfe Ferrara Italy January 21, 2000
Robyn Hitchcock WXPN studios Philadelphia Pennsylvania US November 23, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock's ROCK ARMADA KCRW Santa Monica California US November 22, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock Largo Los Angeles California US June 18, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock The Point Oxford England UK November 17, 2000
Robyn Hitchcock The Underworld Camden England UK November 18, 2000
Robyn Hitchcock Tramps New York New York US August 17, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock Assembly Rooms - The Edinburgh Suite Edinburgh Scotland UK August 12, 2002
Robyn Hitchcock Assembly Rooms Edinburgh Scotland UK August 03, 2001
Robyn Hitchcock Dancebase (National Center for Dance), Grassmarket Edinburgh Scotland UK August 22, 2001
Robyn Hitchcock West End Cultural Centre Winnipeg Manitoba Canada July 30, 2002
Robyn Hitchcock Rhino Records Los Angeles California US August 01, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock The Palace Los Angeles California US August 01, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock Stubb's Bar B Q Austin Texas US August 07, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock Masquerade Atlanta Georgia US August 11, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock Polish Club Sheffield England UK October 05, 2004
Robyn Hitchcock Shank Hall Milwaukee Wisconsin US November 05, 2004
Robyn Hitchcock Scranton Cultural Center Scranton Pennsylvania US November 11, 2004
Robyn Hitchcock World Café Live Philadelphia Pennsylvania US November 15, 2004
Robyn Hitchcock Sin-e New York New York US October 27, 2004
Robyn Hitchcock Largo Los Angeles California US April 24, 2004
Robyn Hitchcock Black Lion Inn Hereford England UK May 31, 2008
Robyn Hitchcock Blend Bar Ridgewood New Jersey US July 12, 2008
Robyn Hitchcock & Emma Swift Robyn and Emma's house London England UK November 04, 2020
Robyn Hitchcock Club Cafe Pittsburgh Pennsylvania US June 21, 2019
Robyn Hitchcock The Ark Ann Arbor Michigan US June 22, 2019
Robyn Hitchcock Monarch Tavern Toronto Ontario Canada June 24, 2019
Robyn Hitchcock Brewery Arts Center Kendal England UK January 25, 2020
Robyn Hitchcock Drygate Brewing Co Glasgow Scotland UK January 26, 2020
Robyn Hitchcock Fremont Abbey Arts Center Seattle Washington US February 28, 2020
Robyn Hitchcock The Orpheum Theater Flagstaff Arizona US March 07, 2020
Robyn Hitchcock & Emma Swift Robyn & Emma's house Nashville Tennessee US July 15, 2020
Robyn Hitchcock Murmrr New York New York US November 21, 2019
Robyn Hitchcock & Emma Swift Robyn & Emma's house Nashville Tennessee US May 20, 2020
Robyn Hitchcock The Chef Restaurant Hoi An Vietnam December 06, 2018
Robyn Hitchcock Mercy Lounge Nashville Tennessee US September 12, 2013
Robyn Hitchcock The Lantern Bristol England UK November 08, 2013
Robyn Hitchcock Eddie's Attic Decatur Georgia US January 29, 2014
Robyn Hitchcock Eddie's Attic Decatur Georgia US February 22, 2014
Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival The Bell House New York New York US September 21, 2014
Robyn Hitchcock Dakota Jazz Club & Resturant Minneapolis Minnesota US November 21, 2014
Robyn Hitchcock Workplay Theater Birmingham Alabama US February 12, 2015
Robyn Hitchcock Duck Room at Blueberry Hill St. Louis Missouri US February 19, 2015
Taste The World Botanic Park Adelaide South Australia Australia March 07, 2015
Robyn Hitchcock Band on the Wall Manchester England UK June 02, 2015
Robyn Hitchcock The Landmark on Main Street Port Washington New York US January 29, 2016
Robyn Hitchcock Cafe 9 New Haven Connecticut US March 25, 2016
Robyn Hitchcock The Barns at Wolf Trap Vienna Virginia US April 06, 2016
Robyn Hitchcock Club Congress Tucson Arizona US October 08, 2016
Robyn Hitchcock West End Center Aldershot England UK October 21, 2016
Robyn Hitchcock Cecil Sharp House London England UK October 25, 2016
Robyn Hitchcock The Marlowe Theatre Canterbury England UK October 27, 2016
Robyn Hitchcock The Greystones Sheffield England UK October 30, 2016
Robyn Hitchcock 3TEN Austin City Limits Live Austin Texas US November 11, 2016
Robyn Hitchcock Grace Emily Hotel Adelaide South Australia Australia December 15, 2016
Robyn Hitchcock Jammin Java Vienna Virginia US May 11, 2017
Robyn Hitchcock The Kent Stage Kent Ohio US November 16, 2017
Robyn Hitchcock Monty Hall Jersey City New Jersey US February 16, 2018
Robyn Hitchcock Cafe Nine New Haven Connecticut US February 18, 2018
Robyn Hitchcock Irvington Town Hall Theater Irvington New York US April 07, 2018
Robyn Hitchcock Unitarian Church Cambridge England UK May 17, 2018
Robyn Hitchcock Fruit Hull England UK May 22, 2018
Robyn Hitchcock Liverpool Philharmonic Music Room Liverpool England UK May 23, 2018
Robyn Hitchcock The HUBS Sheffield England UK May 25, 2018
Robyn Hitchcock Ramsgate Music Hall Ramsgate England UK May 31, 2018
Robyn Hitchcock The Betsey Trotwood London England UK October 17, 2018
Robyn Hitchcock Colony Woodstock New York US November 14, 2018
Robyn Hitchcock Columbus Theatre Providence Rhode Island US November 17, 2018
Robyn Hitchcock McGonigel's Mucky Duck Houston Texas US January 24, 2019
Robyn Hitchcock Gasa Gasa New Orleans Louisiana US February 02, 2019
Robyn Hitchcock The Factory Theatre Sydney New South Wales Australia February 22, 2019
Robyn Hitchcock The State Room Salt Lake City Utah US March 29, 2019
Robyn Hitchcock SPACE Evanston Illinois US April 03, 2019
Robyn Hitchcock Stoughton Opera House Stoughton Wisconsin US April 04, 2019
Robyn Hitchcock Chesapeake City Public Library Chesapeake Virginia US April 10, 2019
Robyn Hitchcock Randy Now's Man Cave Bordentown New Jersey US April 12, 2019
Robyn Hitchcock The Wedgewood Rooms Southsea England UK May 01, 2019
Robyn Hitchcock Central Library Huddersfield England UK May 05, 2019
Robyn Hitchcock The Musician Pub Leicester England UK May 07, 2019
Robyn Hitchcock St Mary's Creative Space Chester England UK May 09, 2019
Robyn Hitchcock Harlow's Sacramento California US May 19, 2019
Robyn Hitchcock & Emma Swift Robyn and Emma's house London England UK February 03, 2021
Robyn Hitchcock The Grand Ballroom New York New York US April 09, 2008
Robyn Hitchcock City Winery Boston Massachusetts US November 24, 2019
Robyn Hitchcock One Longfellow Square Portland Maine US April 19, 2019
Robyn Hitchcock The Stone Church Brattleboro Vermont US April 16, 2019
Robyn Hitchcock & Emma Swift Robyn and Emma's house London England UK May 14, 2021
Robyn Hitchcock Fat Lils Bar Witney England UK May 15, 2018
Robyn Hitchcock TivoliVredenburg Cloud Nine Utrecht Netherlands February 27, 2018
Robyn Hitchcock Woodstock Playhouse Woodstock New York US September 02, 2017
Robyn Hitchcock Cat's Cradle Carrboro North Carolina US August 12, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock Largo Los Angeles California US June 04, 1999
Robyn Hitchcock Largo at the Coronet Los Angeles California US June 05, 2016
Robyn Hitchcock & Emma Swift Private House Nashville Tennessee US July 14, 2021
Robyn Hitchcock Union Chapel London England UK June 05, 2015
Robyn Hitchcock Fremont Abbey Arts Center Seattle Washington US October 04, 2016
Robyn Hitchcock Randy Now's Man Cave Bordentown New Jersey US April 04, 2018
Robyn Hitchcock The Grand Victory New York New York US April 02, 2016
Robyn Hitchcock Club Manufaktur Schorndorf Germany April 22, 2015
Robyn Hitchcock Jamboree Barcelona Spain April 30, 2015
Emma Swift High Tea Sydney New South Wales Australia March 05, 2015
Robyn Hitchcock SPACE Evanston Illinois US February 22, 2015
Robyn Hitchcock McCabe's Guitar Shop Santa Monica California US January 21, 2012
Robyn Hitchcock Old Town School of Folk Music Chicago Illinois US October 13, 2012
Robyn Hitchcock & Emma Swift Robyn and Emma's house London England UK August 29, 2021
Robyn Hitchcock Rams Head on Stage Annapolis Maryland US November 08, 2014
Robyn Hitchcock The Junction Cambridge England UK October 06, 2014
Robyn Hitchcock St John The Evangelist Oxford England UK October 04, 2014
Robyn Hitchcock The Lantern Bristol England UK October 02, 2014
Robyn Hitchcock Clwb Ifor Bach Cardiff Wales UK October 30, 2019
Robyn Hitchcock Phoenix Exeter England UK September 09, 2021
Robyn Hitchcock Ipswich Transport Museum Ipswich England UK September 11, 2021
Robyn Hitchcock Rondo Theatre Bath England UK September 17, 2021
Robyn Hitchcock The Swiss Cottage Twyford England UK September 19, 2021
Robyn Hitchcock The Bodega Nottingham England UK September 23, 2021
Robyn Hitchcock Foxlowe Arts Center Leek England UK September 24, 2021
Robyn Hitchcock The Boileroom Guildford England UK July 21, 2019
Robyn Hitchcock More Music Morecombe England UK September 25, 2021
Robyn Hitchcock Sellersville Theater Sellersville Pennsylvania US March 03, 2014
Robyn Hitchcock Summerhall Edinburgh Scotland UK October 02, 2021
Robyn Hitchcock Narrows Center for the Arts Fall River Massachusetts US April 12, 2018
Robyn Hitchcock Rams Head on Stage Annapolis Maryland US June 13, 1998
Robyn Hitchcock & the Venus 3 Triple Door Seattle Washington US October 29, 2012

Lyrics

Roquefort and grueyere and slippery Brie
All of these cheeses they happen to me
Oh please

Rough pecorino and moody Rams Hall
Stop me before I just swallow it all
Oh please

Somebody ring the cheese alarm
Oh please
Somebody ring the cheese alarm

Goats' cheese cylinder, tangy and white
Roll over me in the flickering night
Oh please

Chaume and Jarlsberg, applewood smoked
"The pleasure is mine," he obligingly joked
Oh please

Somebody ring the cheese alarm
Oh please
Somebody ring the cheese alarm

Hey now, Fletcher, don't keep me up late
I can't even fit into size thirty-eights
Oh please

Juddering Stilton with your blue-blooded veins
You can't build a palace without any drains
Oh please
Oh please
Oh please

Half the world starving and half the world bloats
Half the world sits on the other and gloats
Oh please

Truckle of cheddar in a muslin rind
Would you give it all up for some real peace of mind?
Oh no.