Tragically falling out of your church Every time you perch your church begin to lurch You've got the upside-down church blues Baby your church is upside down You've got the upside-down church blues Baby your church is upside down Why is the stained glass looking so weird Why'd you make a mountain out of Jesus and his beard You've got the upside-down church blues Baby your church is upside down You've got the upside-down church blues Maybe your church is upside down I went to the corner and I fell down on my knees I saw Denis Healey and I said have mercy please Why is the universe crumbling to decay He said, cause your church is up the wrong way You got the upside-down church blues Baby your church is upside down I got the upside-down church blues Baby my church is upside down I saw Ken Livingstone in the launderette His clothes were all dry but his hair was still wet I said Lord have mercy my soul's on fire He said in that case call the fire brigade I got the upside-down church blues Maybe my church is upside down I got the upside-down church blues Baby my church is upside down