| Billed As | Venue | City | State | Country | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Robyn Hitchcock | Robyn and Michèle's house | London | England | UK | 07/22/2006 |
| Robyn Hitchcock | Concerts In The Studio | Freehold | New Jersey | US | 11/20/2011 |
| Robyn Hitchcock & Emma Swift | Robyn and Emma's house | London | England | UK | 09/23/2020 |
| Robyn Hitchcock & Emma Swift | Robyn and Emma's house | London | England | UK | 09/25/2020 |
| Robyn Hitchcock & Emma Swift | Robyn and Emma's house | London | England | UK | 04/21/2021 |
| Robyn Hitchcock & Emma Swift | Robyn and Emma's house | London | England | UK | 04/23/2021 |
| Robyn Hitchcock | Robyn and Emma's house | London | England | UK | 11/10/2021 |
One, two, three, four. We inject all our boys with a hardening fluid To help them suppress all those wet slushy feelings And they do They do And we soak all our girls in a leather solution To help them get over emotional weather To make them believe that they have one another Someday we’ll rise Someday we’ll rise But in the meantime We love you sickie-boy We love you sickie-boy And we seek all our friends in a hip mausoleum To know is to love you but I’ve never met you I watch you go down like a rope from a tower Ask you for love and you give me an hour Someday we’ll rise But in the meantime We love you sickie-boy We love you sickie-boy And a loser is somebody who wins Every once in a while But in the meantime We love you sickie-boy We love you sickie-boy You've been listening to Figaro (?), featuring me, Robyn Hitchcock, and the Venus 3, Peter Buck, Scott Mccaughey and Bill Rieflin. Special guest stars, Chris Ballew, Morris Windsor, Ruby Wright, John Paul Jones, Nick Lowe and Johnny Marr Recorded by Charlie Francis from an idea by Michèle Noach. Thank you for listening. (applause and backwards speech)