You know about Steely Dan I know about chains Betcha don't know where you grow your brains You know about talcum powder I know about fleas Betcha don't know which of us is me In the first life of the father Lock the door and walls this evenin' Covered up your head with lather 'Cos you know you won't be leavin' I could sail at dawn tomorrow With a bone inside my pocket The people said I'd eat with sadists In the swimming pool Trod upon a frog upon a Piece of cotton wool I believe in nothing right Except we get it off tonight Wrap me in a yellow skin and Rock me in a church Peel it off on Saturday and Watch the ceiling lurch You know about squeezing it I know that ya can Please assist me I'm a rubber man You look like a duplicate I feel like a clone Oh won't you give me back my bone Treat me to a juicy crumpet With them horns of silky matter When you're oozing in the disco Well then nothing seems to matter With the moon drips in the basin While the sun sets in the batter Altogether be my eighth Altogether be my eighth Apologise to seventh Sally Altogether be my eighth Altogether be my eighth Altogether be my eighth Altogether be my eighth Apologise to seventh Sally Altogether be my eighth Altogether be my eighth Altogether be my eighth Altogether be my eighth Apologise to seventh Sally Altogether be my eighth Altogether be my eighth Altogether be my eighth No no no no no